Ongoingly Anti-Normal

Saturday

Before we left home:

(Showing off her Tae Kwon Do)


Assistant Magician:


Mommy and Amethyst:


Amethyst on the Horsie:

The shiny black/blue/purple top with the O ring front:

The black shirt with the wide furry collar:

The black shirt with the corset hook & eye closers up the front:

The little red corset looking top:

And who could forget the UNDERWEAR?:


Just a small sampling of my wardrobe, but how CAN a girl decide? And then there's the issue of jeans or slacks (I don't wear skirts, don't even suggest it), or possibly the black leather pants that are difficult to remove and hot as hell...actually, come to think about it, I MIGHT have a red leather mini skirt that I MIGHT consider wearing...
*sigh*
It's so much easier for guys.

THIS is what I get to do on a regular basis:




Yummy, no?

Center Stage
(Not Even All My Flaws):

I'm allergic to the metal on my glasses:

I don't usually get many pimples, but recently...

My legs are covered in scars (see them around the tattoo in the last pic):

And I'm not exactly small:


So I kinda wonder just why ANYONE would think I would imagine the specifics of an online crush. Hell, half the fun of it is the facelessness, the mystery.